Champagne Floral Tuxedo: A Gentleman's Showstopper. Dazzle and Delight. Own the Evening.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a bit of this? Forget your usual tat, this is the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the absolute business. It's rarer than rocking horse poo, tougher than a Yorkshire Terrier, and prettier than a blushing bride. Honestly, it'll make your mates green with envy, your neighbours jealous, and your nan think you've finally got your act together. Get it now before it's gone, you'll be chuffed to bits, I tell ya. Blimey, what are you waiting for?
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